The Final Red Bull Results.

It's 10:30AM Monday Morning, and I'm about to embark on a historic journey. For the first time in my life, I will open up a can of Red Bull and drink it. Unlike most of the living world, I am one of the few people yet to have tried Red Bull. Am I scared? You betcha. After my addiction to Burger King's BK JOE Turbo, and the subsequent madness that ensued from its caffiene high, I certainly am drinking with caution of this matter so to speak.

The bottle which is red and silver, is small indicating the stuff is either very potent, or the company that makes it is a cheap bastard, unwilling to quench my thirst.

It says it will "vitalize... my body and mind".

Ooohhh. Ahhhhh..

It also says it will "improve performance during times of stress and increased strain"

I'm sold.

The best part.... "it stimulates the metabolism"

This means: "DRINK YOU FAT COW, DRINK"

Well wish me luck... I'll let you know how it goes later today.

Red Bull Good. Red bull Yum.

Tastes like beer and cough syrup. But good lord, this stuff makes me want to go learn Karate, or Sky Dive, or run naked down Wendover. mmm... Scratch that last one.

hee...hee...hee Twisted Evil

Just wait until that buzz wears off. After a couple days, you'll start getting monster headaches.
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Okay, so I've come down off my red-bull. Its good stuff. Not worth the $2.50 I paid out of the vending machine by any stretch of the imagination, but its as close to illegal drugs as your going to get at work without failing a drug test. Red bull unfortunately did not give me wings, nor do I think I will spend the money for another one. I truly expected more out of Red Bull, but the "energy" was short lived, and didn't kick as hard as some premium coffees I've had. So now I'm in search of something stronger, more potent, something that will truly make work fun, and give me heart palpitations.

I keep a box of green tea bags and a box of Sweet and Low in my desk.

If I'm really dragging, I make myself a cup and just drink it cold. Picks me up and green tea is supposed to have health benefits.

You should try Monster.
It comes in a black can with three green tinted claw swipes a'la Wolverine. The tab even has a laser cut "M" on it.
It has Ginseng, B Vitamins, L-Carnitine, Taurine and the "secret" ingredient Caffeine.
Mostly it's carbonated water and sugar.
It packs such a punch that even a hardened Meth user would be jolted awake by its power! Taking it away from my husband was like pulling the needle out of the withered vein of a heroine addict.
We recently found two cans that escaped my attention. They have found their way to the refrigerator. Do we dare begin the cycle of addiction again?
"Unleash the Beast!"