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Jesus was Gay, Oh Yeah! |
 | By beth
Executive Editor
Published: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:10 pm
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If there is a God, then this must be true. I just found out Jesus was gay. Yes. I was stunned too. No this isn't satirical, this is fact.
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"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".
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Yep that sounds gay to me. My oh my wouldn't Phelps just flip his lid if he knew this? Maybe, just maybe the reason we don't hear about Jesus's relationships in the bible, is because he was, maybe... GAY???? Edited out over years, and years? Is it so far of a stretch to think that in the same era of Roman & Greek sexuality, eunuchs, and prostitution- it would have been completely acceptable for Jesus to be gay?
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"Behold how he loved him!" (John 11:36)
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 | By Matt
The Voice of Reason and Dissension
Published: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:13 am
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Trying to stir up some site traffic, eh?
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| By beth
Executive Editor
Published: Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:47 pm
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It's not the traffic this site has problems with, its the lack of people responding. But, no actually I found this quite interesting.... I never really thought of it.... but think about it. It was common back then to have sexual relations with the same sex. It would have been abnormal for him to exclude homosexual activity during this time. Deductive reasoning leads you to the most likely scenario, which is that Jesus, while not Gay... did have homosexual relationships.
That's truly dumbfounding, and probably the reason the Vatican won't let anyone near their archives. |
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| By Matt
The Voice of Reason and Dissension
Published: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:30 pm
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I noticed you didn't list the verse. So I followed the link and looked up the verse.
Mark 10, 34:35 doesn't say anything like that.
It's not even close to saying that. |
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| By Guest
Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:26 am
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beth wrote:
If there is a God, then this must be true. I just found out Jesus was gay. Yes. I was stunned too. No this isn't satirical, this is fact.
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"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".
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Yep that sounds gay to me. My oh my wouldn't Phelps just flip his lid if he knew this? Maybe, just maybe the reason we don't hear about Jesus's relationships in the bible, is because he was, maybe... GAY???? Edited out over years, and years? Is it so far of a stretch to think that in the same era of Roman & Greek sexuality, eunuchs, and prostitution- it would have been completely acceptable for Jesus to be gay?
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"Behold how he loved him!" (John 11:36)
Do you want that translated in Greek or Hebrew so you can make up your own mind? |
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| By JQPublic
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Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:31 am
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beth wrote:
It's not the traffic this site has problems with, its the lack of people responding. But, no actually I found this quite interesting.... I never really thought of it.... but think about it. It was common back then to have sexual relations with the same sex. It would have been abnormal for him to exclude homosexual activity during this time. Deductive reasoning leads you to the most likely scenario, which is that Jesus, while not Gay... did have homosexual relationships.
That's truly dumbfounding, and probably the reason the Vatican won't let anyone near their archives.
Really? So after 3000 years, all of a sudden homosexuality was historically popular? |
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| By Guest
Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:36 am
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JQPublic wrote:
beth wrote:
If there is a God, then this must be true. I just found out Jesus was gay. Yes. I was stunned too. No this isn't satirical, this is fact.
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"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".
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Yep that sounds gay to me. My oh my wouldn't Phelps just flip his lid if he knew this? Maybe, just maybe the reason we don't hear about Jesus's relationships in the bible, is because he was, maybe... GAY???? Edited out over years, and years? Is it so far of a stretch to think that in the same era of Roman & Greek sexuality, eunuchs, and prostitution- it would have been completely acceptable for Jesus to be gay?
Quote:
"Behold how he loved him!" (John 11:36)
Do you want that translated in Greek or Hebrew so you can make up your own mind?
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| By Guest
Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:42 am
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JQPublic wrote:
beth wrote:
If there is a God, then this must be true. I just found out Jesus was gay. Yes. I was stunned too. No this isn't satirical, this is fact.
Quote:
"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".
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Yep that sounds gay to me. My oh my wouldn't Phelps just flip his lid if he knew this? Maybe, just maybe the reason we don't hear about Jesus's relationships in the bible, is because he was, maybe... GAY???? Edited out over years, and years? Is it so far of a stretch to think that in the same era of Roman & Greek sexuality, eunuchs, and prostitution- it would have been completely acceptable for Jesus to be gay?
Quote:
"Behold how he loved him!" (John 11:36)
Do you want that translated in Greek or Hebrew so you can make up your own mind? Is that not simple enough for you?
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| By Guest
Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:44 am
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beth wrote:
It's not the traffic this site has problems with, its the lack of people responding. But, no actually I found this quite interesting.... I never really thought of it.... but think about it. It was common back then to have sexual relations with the same sex. It would have been abnormal for him to exclude homosexual activity during this time. Deductive reasoning leads you to the most likely scenario, which is that Jesus, while not Gay... did have homosexual relationships.
That's truly dumbfounding, and probably the reason the Vatican won't let anyone near their archives.
How much do you know about theology? |
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| By Guest
Published: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:46 am
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beth wrote:
It's not the traffic this site has problems with, its the lack of people responding.
Yes because there are so many religious treasures in the South |
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| By beth
Executive Editor
Published: Fri May 05, 2006 12:07 pm
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Anonymous wrote:
How much do you know about theology?
More then I should, and less then I need to. |
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