Why my Christmas tree is is better than a boyfriend
By beth
Executive Editor
Published: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:19 pm
Why my Christmas tree is is better then a boyfriend:
1: A Christmas tree is always erect.
2: Even small ones give satisfaction.
3: You can break its balls and buy new ones.
4: You can alway get a better looking one next year.
5: It doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
6: It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
7: It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
8: You chop off one of its limbs it doesn't cry.
Thanks to Food Lion, we I now have a lovely Frasier Fir in our living room! Yeah!
