The Great American Buffet

HOLY CRAP!

So tonight we got to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee & there is the restaurant called The Great American Buffet. Let me put this another way. This is like nirvana for fat people. Good lord. Best part is kids eat free. Yes, anyplace that kids eat free is A-OK in my book. This place looks more like a country band performance center then a restaurant. 30 foot ceilings, 2 buffets, 2 large screen TVs dangling mysteriously in the air. (how in the heck they do that, I don't know?) With about 10 more other smaller TVs located around the dining arena. This place freaking rocks! You step up to the all you can eat buffet, and there is sitting the most beautiful bake potato I have ever seen. I wish I would have went out to the van and got the digital camera! This thing must have been 10 inches long and as wide as a foot ball... wait.... it was actually the size of a foot ball. I have never, ever seen any spud this big in my entire existence. Then there's salad, steak, shrimp, bread, chicken, veggies, oh lord, pasta, pizza, hot dogs, Jesus, cake, ice cream, and then that feeling. Oh yes that feeling like you've seriously injured your internal organs because your digestive system is so tightly packed you feel like and elephant is doing the Cha-Cha on your chest. Yes that feeling. I seriously thought about vomiting my food up just to make it to the car. I swear to God, if I make it through the night without my colon erupting or my ass being blown apart, I will never eat that much again.