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My First Call Center Job.

by Liv | Published on December 14th, 2007, 10:04 am | Arts
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I've decided to write a children's book. The name: "My First Call Center Job." I figured kids need a dose of reality, and there needs to be an alternative to these silly "Be all I can be" books. It's complete fiction of course, a fairy tale.

My books involves Dorothy a 30 year old call center worker who lives in Kansas with her Labrador retriever Toto.
She works for this giant money manufacturer called DollarCo. Dorothy is a proud and happy worker, and while she doesn't always understand why her company chooses to operate the way it does, she knows the world isn't perfect and continues her faithful loyal employment.

Then one day, Dorothy realizes that the vaults of information the company holds her customers data on is relatively unsafe. Dorothy realizes how dangerous this is, and surely, it must have been a mistake since Dollarco's vaults held 95% of the country's "Secret money data" in them.

So Dorothy clicked her mouse 3 times, and wrote her boss and email, and advised her that "anyone" with a little bit of acting skills could quite possibly get almost anyone's "secret money data", and even the address of where that person lives, and there was nothing in place to stop them. Weeks went by, and Dorothy became concerned as she continued to take calls, and witnessed some strange people accessing data, in very wicked ways. She wrote back to her boss, asking if there had been a decision, worrying about the situation.

Days turned into weeks, and one day at a company meeting, a visitor from the department of rules and behavior came to visit. There in front of her other call workers, Dorothy exclaimed her concerns once again. Her boss shrugged down in her chair, trying to stop the outpouring of words, the employee from the department of rules and behavior didn't have the words to answer, and then finally in the face of all the other employees' they responded.

"It's not important.", she said. The issue was dead.

It was at this point Dorothy didn't know what to do. She figured it was kind of pointless to mention the door to Dollarco's building still had the default password active in it's electronic locks, and that anyone could walk into the building who knew about this flaw, or the programmer's back-door in one of the credit databases that could give someone undetected access to a persons "secret money data."

So Dorothy went back to her cube, where she took some anti-depressants, and then had a tornado of an idea. She'd write a letter to the great and powerful CEO. She'd mail it to every officer in the company, certainly someone would have to listen. She did so anonymously, for she feared for her job, but when word got out that the great and powerful CEO had gotten the letter, and remembering what Dorothy had said in the meeting, her Boss began screaming at Dorothy in front of all the other call center workers. Dorothy wished she could just poor a bucket of water on her boss, and make her boss melt.

Many other call center workers read the letter, and left Dollarco. Their guilt and moral conscience led to a major shift in operations of the call center, but still, rather than make changes Dollarco chose to ignore the situation and continue to simply pretend such problems existed. The truth was, it didn't know how to handle the situation, and rather than put effort into fixing it, it was cheaper just to put a giant yellow brick cubicle wall up around the truth and pretend like it didn't exist.

It was then Dorothy realized she could no longer be apart of the madness. Dorothy couldn't just quit. She had her dog Toto to care for, and would have to continue to pretend like something wasn't wrong. Dorothy knew, even though she had to go to work, and lie it was just a part of life. Oddly enough however, Dorothy learned something about herself she didn't previously know. It made her stronger, and she was proud. Her first call center job, taught her she had good inside even though the call center was evil, and that it was only a matter of time before good things happened to her.
 
 
What an awesome and truly depressing story. Hopefully there will be spinoff books like "Dorothy and the Cursing Customer of Connecticut" and "Dorothy's healthy Choice" where she has to choose between a higher copay or less coverage.
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December 14th, 2007, 11:00 am
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Sanjuro
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Beyond scary and absolutely reprehensible that in your novel, this mythical corporation cares so little for the well-being of its clients that it has ignored this- and has abused those who brought it to their attention.

Were I Dorothy ( and it's human nature to identify with such a good and heroic protagonist) I'd keep copies of all the letters she'd sent- so when the Evil Call Center gets sued- and no doubt it will- Dorothy can assist the plaintiffs in recovering tons of money from the ECC.

In the sequel, I hope we find Dorothy job hunting- she has too much integrity to continue where she is, and deserves so much better- like living " happily ever after."
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December 14th, 2007, 11:01 am
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I took the liberty of changing your pic Liv. Hope you dont mind. if you want to change it back feel free :mrgreen:
December 14th, 2007, 11:10 am
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Sanjuro
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Sanjuro wrote:I took the liberty of changing your pic Liv. Hope you dont mind. if you want to change it back feel free :mrgreen:


No it's perfect!!! I was looking for something just like that...
December 14th, 2007, 11:11 am
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Liv
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Location: Greensboro, NC
Is AMEX or Citi a place you could move to?
December 14th, 2007, 11:48 am
Matt
 
Matt wrote:Is AMEX or Citi a place you could move to?


Oh this isn't real matt. This is just a story.

Me personally, I've worked at amex... good place. Citibank is a horrible place from what I hear. Nah. I'm okay. I'm working alot of different avenues, and something will happen soon. (Hopefully something that doesn't involves reading a script 5,000 times a freaking day.) It appears you can't fire someone who knows to much information about too much stuff, however you just don't give her anytime off and work her till her fingers melt into the keyboard, and hope she quits on her own regard.

I'm still hoping to do the whole "American Beauty" routine....

Anyhow don't cry for me Argentina... I'll find my sugardaddy soon.
December 14th, 2007, 1:16 pm
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Liv
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I figured it wasn't a true story but it's pretty clear you ar less than thrilled with your job. :lol:

I came close to working with AMEX. Real close. Learned an important less about job search.
December 14th, 2007, 3:01 pm
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Matt wrote:I figured it wasn't a true story but it's pretty clear you ar less than thrilled with your job. :lol:

I came close to working with AMEX. Real close. Learned an important less about job search.


Interesting. I turned down a job at AMEX about 10 years ago. We could have been co-workers!
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Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
December 14th, 2007, 3:05 pm
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BecauseHeLives wrote: We could have been co-workers!


:shock:
December 14th, 2007, 3:09 pm
Matt
 
I worked at amex... er...93ish to 94ish... My job consisted of saying nothing, and listening to what the customer said.... they'd spout out their numbers, and I'd type it in...

That was my job. Great place to work back then though.
December 14th, 2007, 3:30 pm
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Liv
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Matt wrote:
BecauseHeLives wrote: We could have been co-workers!


:shock:


that's a real scary thought, huh? I'd probably have converted to you to Baptist by now.... ;)
December 14th, 2007, 3:34 pm
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I used to go to a Baptist church when my Youth group went down to Myrtle Beach for church. All I remember is getting up, and down, up and down, up and down.... and the really loud lady who sings out of tune...
I was so glad to get back to Methodistism... so I could just sit there the whole darn service.
December 14th, 2007, 4:02 pm
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Liv wrote:I used to go to a Baptist church when my Youth group went down to Myrtle Beach for church. All I remember is getting up, and down, up and down, up and down.... and the really loud lady who sings out of tune...
I was so glad to get back to Methodistism... so I could just sit there the whole darn service.


Ahhh... the gool ol' days, eh Liv?
December 14th, 2007, 4:05 pm
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Ahhh... the gool ol' days, eh Liv?


Not really. I wouldn't call that time of my life very happy. It wasn't religion. I just was a sheltered and confused individual, and unfortunately religion wasn't all that beneficial. The most profound thing I remember fondly of those days was the week up in West Virginia living in a dilapidated school, and spending the week rebuilding a family's home. But even memories like that were jaded as the leader of our Youth construction group, a 45 year old contractor drove me to tears because I wasn't doing something right. The people in religion are very rarely the people they think they are, and I'm quite confident I did stay deluded way too long because I continued to believe it was my mistake and not theirs..
December 14th, 2007, 4:34 pm
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Liv
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Location: Greensboro, NC
Liv wrote:
Ahhh... the gool ol' days, eh Liv?


Not really. I wouldn't call that time of my life very happy. It wasn't religion. I just was a sheltered and confused individual, and unfortunately religion wasn't all that beneficial. The most profound thing I remember fondly of those days was the week up in West Virginia living in a dilapidated school, and spending the week rebuilding a family's home. But even memories like that were jaded as the leader of our Youth construction group, a 45 year old contractor drove me to tears because I wasn't doing something right. The people in religion are very rarely the people they think they are, and I'm quite confident I did stay deluded way too long because I continued to believe it was my mistake and not theirs..


That's a sad story Liv. I'm sorry you had such a bad experience with "Christians". It just goes to show that even Christians are far from perfect. If you put your eyes on Jesus He won't disappoint you.

On a side note... I grew up in the southern coal fields in WV. You were very likely close to where I gre up because everyone where I was at was dirt poor. I lived in a trailer way up a remote hollow and remember only putting on a pair of jeans, no shirt, and no shoes and going out and playing till sundown. There were a lot of others worse off than we were. I don't remember really wanting for anything. The nearest grocery store was at least 40 minutes away and not much of anything in between. Those were actually some of the good times of my life.
December 14th, 2007, 6:01 pm
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Eeeh you were lucky, I used to dream of being dirt poor. We were sooo poor we lived in an 'ole in the ground and I had to get up at 2 in the morning, half an hour after going to bed, boil a pan of gravel for the family to eat and walk 15 miles through the snow to t'pit.

:)

Acually I suspect I'm the only one who has actually worked in coal mines? It paid quite well.
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December 14th, 2007, 6:26 pm
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Location: Slightly west of the Great White North
A Person wrote:
Acually I suspect I'm the only one who has actually worked in coal mines? It paid quite well.


Actually I've seen your movie and can confirm this:

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I can only assume Zoolander was a documentary... :lol:
December 14th, 2007, 6:41 pm
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A Person wrote:Eeeh you were lucky, I used to dream of being dirt poor. We were sooo poor we lived in an 'ole in the ground and I had to get up at 2 in the morning, half an hour after going to bed, boil a pan of gravel for the family to eat and walk 15 miles through the snow to t'pit.

:)

Acually I suspect I'm the only one who has actually worked in coal mines? It paid quite well.


My brother and father worked in the mines. I decided it wasn't for me.

Gravel gravy! Yumeee!!
December 14th, 2007, 10:04 pm
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BecauseHeLives
 
It paid my way through 8 years of University, beats pole dancing.
December 14th, 2007, 10:16 pm
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A Person wrote:It paid my way through 8 years of University, beats pole dancing.


Now don't go and put thoughts in my head that I can't get out..... :oops:
December 14th, 2007, 10:31 pm
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