130,000 boobs gone missing
by A Person | Published on December 4th, 2008, 11:26 am | Life
More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.Men's magazine Ralph* was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.
"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are,'' Pintado said.
"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.''
AAP
Don't blame Somalians, it's those damn Pastafarians. They've run out of strippers in Heaven so they are dressing up bikers with inflatable boobies. The beer volcano is getting low too.
*RALPH magazine is a publication of choice for the Australian male. It covers adventure, sport, fashion, travel, music, boys, toys, and beautiful women. Ralph provides an environment that is purely Australian.
**23% funnier? I'd have said no more than 21.8%.
