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Didgeridoo -- a male-only instrument

by SouthernFriedInfidel | Published on September 3rd, 2008, 12:02 pm | Life
So the "Daring book for girls" Australian edition has a section instructing girls how to play the didgeridoo. And Australian aborigines are not happy, because their culture doesn't allow anyone with a vagina to play that sort of music.

Somehow, I think their culture can survive such a horrific challenge. Maybe if the girls promise to play it indoors, away from any windows...? :roll:
 
 
What's worse id that they claim that it will make the woman infertile.

Dr Rose says the didgeridoo is a man's instrument and touching it could make girls infertile, and has called for the book to be pulped.

"I would say from an Indigenous perspective, an extreme mistake, but part of a general ignorance that mainstream Australia has about Aboriginal culture," he said.

"We know very clearly that there is a range of consequences for females touching a didgeridoo, it's men's business, and in the girls book, instructions on how to use it, for us it is an extreme cultural indiscretion."

Dr Rose says the consequences for a girl touching a didgeridoo can be quite extreme.

"It would vary in the places where it is, infertility would be the start of it ranging to other consequences," he said.

"I won't even let my daughter touch one.... as cultural respect. And we know it's men's business.

"In our times there are men's business and women's business, and the didgeridoo is definitely a men's business ceremonial tool."


I would have thought that having a man's business tool between their legs would have improved fertility. But if it's only ceremonial...

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September 3rd, 2008, 3:11 pm
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Amazing. I didn't know the Australian aboriginal people were so sexist. Guess they're nothing like the Adventure's of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
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September 3rd, 2008, 4:20 pm
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Liv wrote:Amazing. I didn't know the Australian aboriginal people were so sexist. Guess they're nothing like the Adventure's of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Nothing in reality is very much like Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

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"My what a big man's tool you have there"
September 3rd, 2008, 5:00 pm
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September 3rd, 2008, 5:06 pm
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It's nice...in a hideous sort of a way
September 3rd, 2008, 5:26 pm
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LOL!... Yeah... but not nearly as bad as Patrick Swayze in Tu Wong Fu.
September 4th, 2008, 7:08 am
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