North Carolina Tax Returns & What to do with them?
by shannon | Published on February 5th, 2008, 8:05 am | Life
Now that it's tax return season, here are some spending ideas if you're in good ol' NC:1. Go to the salon at your cousin's house to bleach highlights in your perm
2. Unforgettable, yet unmentionable trip to Vegas
3. Shot gun wedding (just in time for David's Bridal $99 sale)
4. sex toys (in Vegas?)
5. Big Ass hot tub aka hot tub big enough for my big ass
6. Vacation to Dollywood
7. Party of the Year
8. Bail your Drunk driving Mama out of jail (most popular amongst North Carolinians)
9. Bail your Daddy out of jail for beating your drunk Mama
10. Tithe( maybe the good Lord will find you new parents)
11.Newer Car with four matching tires (hmmm, Trans Am or General Lee?)
12. DNA test for all seven of your children (it's tax refund time for the daddies too- CHA-CHING!)
13.Projection t.v. and screen so you can feel like part of the game reminiscent of the pre- torn knee days
14. Indoor plumbing
15.Buy as much beef bologna from the deli as I can shave for you
16.Good bye clothesline, hello automated dryer
17. New tiller- heck while you're at it a new, fancy green John Deere
18. Finally get a cage for your kids (after all leaving them chained up in the back with your rottweiler is cruel- they fight over the food)
19.More hunting gear
20. A whole case of tobacco
21.Tattoo for your Mama and Jesus
22.Remove tattoo of your brother's wife
23. I guess you could invest but that's boring, besides the cookie jar is already full of snicker doodles
