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If you're going to go, go in style.

by Matt | Published on December 25th, 2007, 8:36 pm | Life
This is CLASSIC!

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ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving - written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."

The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there.' Wish I could tell you about things here but words cannot explain.

"Better get back as Big Guy said he stretched a point to let me in the first time, so I had better not press my luck. I'll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch"

A friend for nearly 25 years, Debbie Hansen Bernard said, "All I could think was, 'You little stinker.'"

"It was amazing," she said. "Just so Chet, always wanting to get the last laugh."

The mailing was a joke Fitch worked on for two decades with his barber, Patty Dean, 57. She told the Ashland Daily Tidings this week that he kept updating the mailing list and giving her extra money when postal rates went up. This fall, she said, Fitch looked up to her from the chair.

"You must be getting tired of waiting to mail those cards," he told her. "I think you'll probably be able to mail them this year."

He died a week later.
 
 
Haha...this reminds me of that movie that just came out, "P.S. I Love You." I wonder if this will start to pick up among near-death patients.

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December 25th, 2007, 10:55 pm
bellelujah
 
That's awesome... I'm so doing that.
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December 26th, 2007, 8:36 am
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Liv
I show you something fantastic and you find fault.
 
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This would be really funny if you were an Atheist and had Atheist friends who understood your sense of humor. You could send something like "There is a God after all!".

I suppose if you were religious you could do the same thing except something like "No clouds but the cable TV is free".
December 26th, 2007, 9:43 am
Matt
 
Matt wrote:I suppose if you were religious you could do the same thing except something like "No clouds but the cable TV is free".

How about:
"The atheists were right, there is no afterlife. This is a recording"
"Heaven has an admissions exam, I flunked the biology section"
"I just saw a Vicar on rollerskates"
"Hell is just like the Seminary common room - you can't see the fire for priests"
All stupid ideas pass through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is ridiculed. Third, it is ridiculed
December 26th, 2007, 8:36 pm
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A Person
 
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A Person wrote:"I just saw a Vicar on rollerskates"


Fletch?
December 26th, 2007, 9:19 pm
Matt
 
It's an old joke.

Three men get killed in a car crash and are met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter. He tells the first : "You have led an exemplary life, full of virtue - you get to drive around heaven in a Mercedes". The second guy had been a bit naughty so he had to drive around on a Honda scooter". The third was in disgrace and barely eligible for a bike. A little while later St. Petey met the third guy, laughing his ass off. "You're in disgrace" St Pete said, "What are you finding so funny?" "I just saw a Vicar on roller skates"


You'd have to be sure the recipient knew the joke I suppose.
December 26th, 2007, 9:35 pm
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