A Letter To My Nemesis
by Liv | Published on January 17th, 2006, 3:21 pm | Life
Dear you evil, evil person.
I would like to congratulate you on pulling out in front of me this morning, causing me to slam on my brakes, and thereby causing me to lose about 10,000 miles of good rubber on my tires.
I certainly don't mind the fact that you wait till all your groceries are in the cart at the grocery store, and then decide to pull out your check book and begin writing. Go ahead write slow, and then dig for your calender so you can figure out what the date is. No of course you don't need to have your license ready, go ahead and wait till the clerk asks. Hell why not pay with your big coin purse of pennies like you normally do. Its not like theres a giant coin-star machine 2 feet from you.
If your wondering if you can come to my yard on my day off and share the word of God with me. There's nothing I enjoy more than working 6 days a week, then to come home and hear how horrible my sinful family is, and how I could take Jesus into my heart for eternal happiness. I'm curious though? You never answered me, if Jesus would be able to fill in for me next week at work.
Oh and you know the other day when I called you to say I'd be late paying my power bill, and you said theres nothing you could do, even though I've paid on time for the last 2 years. Do you remember when I asked to speak to your supervisor, and you flat out told me NO and then hung up? That's OK, I won't hold it against you, when you go on vacation and forget to pay your bills.
Oh and since your my next door neighbor, I'd just thought you should know your dog can come any-time it wants and poop in my lawn. I'm always thinking to myself: "I wish I had more dog poo."
Oh and you know your drug-crazed son who races up and down my street with his Camaro & no mufflers on it? That's awesome... I love being woke up in the middle of the night thinking theres an earthquake.
Well till we talk again.
Liv.
