So before I fell back to sleep, I thought of a list of other reasons that....
- You don't get to complain about gas prices if...
1- You drive a SUV, or a mini-van with no passengers.
2- You pass someone, while the light in front of you is red, then slam on the brakes.
3- You haven't ridden a bike since a teenager.
4- You warm up your car in the morning.
5- You generally drive more than 5 MPH over the speed limit.
6- You idle in the "pick-up" line at your kid's school.
7- You own any vehicle with a V8.
8- Your vehicle get's less than 25 MPG.
9- You purchased your vehicle because of looks.
10- Your car runs on premium fuel.
11- You've never carpooled or dislike the idea of it.
12- You've never tried public transport, but it's available to you.
13- You never check your tire pressure.
14- Your vehicle has two gas tanks.
15- Your vehicle was built before 1985.
16- You've ever driven more than 10 miles ONLY to find the cheapest gas station.
17- If the rear of your vehicle sags because it's loaded with crap, or dead bodies.
18- If I can't find my car because it's hidden in your vehicle's shadow.
19- If anyone has ever mistaken your vehicle for the bus.
20- If polar bears cry every time you start the engine.
21- You commute in a Zamboni, (seen it) a John Deere, (heard a country song about it), or a riding mower.
22-You've never bought gas in another country and hence don't realize that the US has the cheapest gas in the developed world.
I'm certain there's more, but this is the current list of pet-peeves I created in the early morning hours listening to the Town Car idle outside my window.