Green Power: Burning Bunnies
by A Person | Published on October 15th, 2009, 11:18 am | Life
The LocalProblem: Stockholm is being overrun with bunnies, a problem that originated when people released bunnies in the city who did what bunnies do - bred like rabbits.
Solution: shoot those wascally wabbits.
Problem: So now you have a big pile of dead bunnies. What to do with them?
Solution: ship them to the power station to be burned as fuel.
Now every step is quite logical, and it certainly makes more sense to burn them than put them in landfill, but something seems wrong.
Surely the Swedes know that rabbit is delicious? Issue trapping licenses and eat the meat and harvest the fur. A new cottage industry.