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Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 15th, 2009, 9:50 pm
by shannon
Hispanic Little Person Wanted
I'm having a party "Fiesta" on saturday Oct 3rd with a Mexican theme. Therefore I am interested in hiring a Mexican or hispanic Little Person.
First off some of the reqirements of the potential applicant:
Must be under 4ft tall. No exceptions!
Male or Female applicants considered. (If female must be attractive).
Must be over 21. Will be serving & carring around bottles of Mexican Beer, Tequila, and Mezcal.
Speak Spanish. I know this one is a gimme but.
Be comfortable with wearing a somewhat authentic costume. This will be a sombrero with crown of the hat will be cut out with a bowl of salsa in it and brim of hat will be filled with tortilla chips. Will be wearing a serape as well. Additional costume ideas are welcome.
Great personality and humorus a plus.
Must be comfortable with animals. I already have some Donkeys and Chickens rented.

As for compensation I'm thinking around $200 cash plus tips. Party will probably last 6hrs.

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Oh man if only I were a few feet shorter I'd have found myself a job. I can't get over the salsa hat. The plane! The plane! Is this serious? What kind of freaking party is this? By the way not all Hispanic people speak Spanish you know.

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 15th, 2009, 10:10 pm
by Liv
Only in North Carolina....

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 15th, 2009, 10:19 pm
by baerlondark
I feel like this MUST be a joke. I mean salsa and chips in the sombrero? You'd have to be pretty far out there to think that someone would actually lower themselves enough to do something like that. I'm thinking that you're wrong about the statement "only in Greensboro" though. I know some pretty crazy people up north....

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 6:08 am
by Liv
I don't know North Carolina believes that if we use politically correct terms it magically doesn't make us racist. We are naive of our own actions.

...but you are right... there are several other adjacent states which would probably fall into that mindset.

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 6:51 am
by Serendipitous
shannon wrote:

Must be comfortable with animals. I already have some Donkeys and Chickens rented.





:lol: Just pictured a show...

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 9:58 am
by C. Alice
Serendipitous wrote:
shannon wrote:

Must be comfortable with animals. I already have some Donkeys and Chickens rented.





:lol: Just pictured a show...


"Clerks 2" !!!!!!!!!
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Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 10:50 am
by shannon
I'm seriously thinking about applying just to see how far this would go.

Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 11:24 am
by A Person
Oh noes, please don't ressurect the Tijuana Donkey Show thread

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Re: Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican

PostPosted: September 16th, 2009, 11:49 am
by Liv
Wha---t?

This one?