Buy One Nacho Platter Get Free Mexican
by shannon | Published on September 15th, 2009, 9:50 pm | Life
Hispanic Little Person Wanted
I'm having a party "Fiesta" on saturday Oct 3rd with a Mexican theme. Therefore I am interested in hiring a Mexican or hispanic Little Person.
First off some of the reqirements of the potential applicant:
Must be under 4ft tall. No exceptions!
Male or Female applicants considered. (If female must be attractive).
Must be over 21. Will be serving & carring around bottles of Mexican Beer, Tequila, and Mezcal.
Speak Spanish. I know this one is a gimme but.
Be comfortable with wearing a somewhat authentic costume. This will be a sombrero with crown of the hat will be cut out with a bowl of salsa in it and brim of hat will be filled with tortilla chips. Will be wearing a serape as well. Additional costume ideas are welcome.
Great personality and humorus a plus.
Must be comfortable with animals. I already have some Donkeys and Chickens rented.
As for compensation I'm thinking around $200 cash plus tips. Party will probably last 6hrs.
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Oh man if only I were a few feet shorter I'd have found myself a job. I can't get over the salsa hat. The plane! The plane! Is this serious? What kind of freaking party is this? By the way not all Hispanic people speak Spanish you know.
Just pictured a show...
