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Charlotte to start Deport Yourself program.

by Liv | Published on August 5th, 2008, 7:08 pm | Greensboro
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Want to get out of America? Show up in Charlotte and say your a Mexican national. The city will be starting a program to help willing Illegal Immigrants deport themselves back to Mexico where gas prices are low, you can actually afford a home, and their president isn't hated by the world. The airline ticket is free, and a social gathering with tortilla chips & salsa will be available while you wait in a lovely 4-star hotel.

By some counts, as many as 572,000 people in the United States are considered "fugitive aliens" by ICE and face arrest and possible imprisonment if found by immigration agents, even if they are found while leaving the United States. Fugitive aliens are commonly arrested walking out of the U.S. at the Tijuana pedestrian crossing.

People who register for "Operation Scheduled Departure" will be given 90 days to get their affairs in order and arrange to leave the U.S. Those who request financial assistance for a ticket to a distant nation will receive it, and once they leave they are banned from returning to the U.S., even legally, for 20 years. via
 
 

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