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Postby Liv » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:26 pm

Fell into a deep mid-summer's, food induced zombie state watching the History Channel again the other day. It's been a while. Here to find out, the Alien Astronaut theory has now been expanded upon.

Good news is, it explains everything, and the story goes like this:

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There was a happy race of human like beings living on Mars, who recognizing their planets doom- flew to earth and enslaved monkeys to build their kingdom. They spliced the monkey's brain (genetic code) with The God Gene which made the monkey's submissive to their will, as they pretended to be Gods. (Ra, etc.) In addition they performed a procedure called "species seeding". While it's unlikely the humans from Mars could save their species by shipping them a-la-WALL-E style, they could "re-plant" their genetic make-up into another and thereby thrive. As those with the god-gene, and those who were the gods copulated with one another over thousands of years, we developed various levels of belief, or non-belief.

Sounds do-able to me. Whens the movie coming out?

Of yeah, it was Rise of the Planet of The Apes (sort of).

It does make you wonder, if there is a God Gene, is that a mechanism of control used today? (likely) Considering how even in our most evolved democracies (like the U.S. :) ) we still elect someone to rule over us, we can only wonder how we really are.
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Postby Len » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:30 pm

Actually, the movie they took the idea from was "Mission to Mars" with Gary Sinise. The last half hour of the movie is an overview that sounds identical to what you watched on the History Channel.
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