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Cheney has no pulse and must be plugged in.

by Liv | Published on July 15th, 2010, 8:03 pm | News
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I kid you not. I laughed so darn hard last night upon hearing Cheney has been converted into a literal Darth Vader. A Cyberman if you choose. I know having a centrifuge pump assist your heart shouldn't be a laughing matter... but seriously, he has no pulse now. The last piece of humanity has been erased: the human heart beat. Worse yet, Cheney must plug himself in at night so his batteries don't die.

Come on! It's seriously funny.
 
 
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I had seriously mean things to say about Ken Lay's eternity in hell. I may have to take the day off and celebrate when Cheney dies. To my knowledge, no more hated man yet lives.
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July 15th, 2010, 9:12 pm
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Fecund Stench
 
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No, he's not the most hated man. But he's a member of an elite pantheon of despised jerk politicians. Which must be rather a satisfying state to be in for someone who worked so hard to get there.
July 16th, 2010, 7:54 am
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Best part is he can now do endorsements for Energizer.
July 16th, 2010, 7:59 am
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Liv
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His heart finally rejected him


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July 16th, 2010, 10:50 am
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Are we sure he had a pulse before :think:
July 16th, 2010, 11:59 am
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What a cruel bunch of goons.
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July 16th, 2010, 12:07 pm
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thesumofyourfears wrote:What a cruel bunch of goons.


I'm sorry... how can you not laugh...

It's not grandma... it's Cheney.... The heartless of the empire.... (sorry Sanj.)
July 16th, 2010, 12:28 pm
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Liv
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Sanjuro -- this is a great notion for a sequel to your first film. "Empire of the Heartless" -- you could follow Summy, BigRedneck... visit Tea Party rallies. Really get a great story to tell the world that way.
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July 16th, 2010, 1:25 pm
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I don't know if anyone else watches the IT Crowd, but this thread keeps making me think of Douglas. Douglas started following a religious cult where he thinks good thoughts and things come true. His dream is to have a robot hand:

Douglas: Spacestar Ordering success story number three. My tattoo got infected so they've had to cut off my arm. I am getting a robot hand.
July 16th, 2010, 2:09 pm
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