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Animal - cruelty?

Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling

Five Virginia Department of Corrections officers have been charged with animal cruelty involving the fondling of a K-9 dog and videotaping the two incidents.
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Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing Thompson, said his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal.

“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“


That hypothesis might have something to it, but it does rather detract from the butchness of the officers. I see the makings of a Reno 911 episode here
October 30th, 2009, 3:07 pm   Share
 
I'm thinking South Park "Red Rocket"....
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October 30th, 2009, 5:53 pm
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“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“


Huh huh huh huh... "he said unit" ... huh huh huh huh
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October 30th, 2009, 7:16 pm
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“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“


Huh huh huh huh... "he said unit" ... huh huh huh huh
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Nice catch 'dip. :lol:
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I'm sorry but unless this truly is a universal thing within the ranks of the officers, then his career is over... how can you ever live this down?

Worse yet, everytime a future employer googles his name... They'll get this article....

Guess he could always say... "That's another Terry Grimes."
October 31st, 2009, 8:36 am
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