Doomsday Bomb : Osterhagen : Dead Hand

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Published on November 8th, 2009, 2:43 pm
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With the new doomsday 2012 movie coming out this week, I got to thinking. Was watching "Outbreak" a few weeks ago on A&E where a deadly diseases spreads throughout a small town. Much like most zombie movies, the call comes to bomb the quarantined town and prevent the disease from spreading. Made me wonder, not so much if it were a small town, but a large proportion of our country, could we nuke ourselves? Could we sacrifice ourselves so others might live? I'd like to think so. Sacrifice is the greatest lesson a human can learn in my opinion. Technically, in a lot of peoples.

So this got me thinking about the Osterhagen Key, that fictitious switch in that little known Sci-Fi show none of us are familiar with that purportedly detonates the worlds nuclear arsenal which has been strategically placed beneath the earths crust to prevent human suffering if the need ever arose.

Something like that could never exist in real life, could it?

Enter "Dead Hand" (Система Периметр) aka the "Hand from Coffin" a real life cold war Osterhagen Doomsday bomb that provides nuclear detonation in the event Russia is attacked and everyone is dead. Think like that episode of Lost where the guy is sitting in the room and has to hit the button every so often or the world blows up. That kind of crap. You would think since it's not the cold war anymore, that someone might have carefully, and cautiously disarmed it... It has not. It's active and waiting to deliver it's doomsday.

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An article in Wired Magazine from September 2009 indicates that not only does Dead Hand still exist, but that it is also ready to react as intended. The article goes on to state that Dead Hand still receives system upgrades. cite


...and of course, if Russia has one... I'm betting we do too.
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November 8th, 2009, 2:43 pm
 
Liv wrote:Enter "Dead Hand" (Система Периметр) aka the "Hand from Coffin" a real life cold war Osterhagen Doomsday bomb that provides nuclear detonation in the event Russia is attacked and everyone is dead


A small but important correction: in the event Russia is attacked and certain politicians are dead

The only way that such a device serves any logical purpose is if the enemy is convinced it exists. Which is a good reason to suppose it doesn't
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November 8th, 2009, 3:45 pm
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Be a lot cheaper and safer to trick people into thinking you have doomsday at your fingertips than to actually get the thing built.

Unless you're Saddam Hussein....
November 8th, 2009, 7:35 pm
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Indeed, but actually building and maintaining one while keeping it secret would be really foolish.
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November 8th, 2009, 8:02 pm
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Don't know about others, but I'm looking forward to seeing this 2012 film. Roland Emmerich's films are always so campy, I get a kick out of the fun.
November 9th, 2009, 9:59 am
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SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:Unless you're Saddam Hussein....


Give the guy a break... he's dead now.

A Person wrote:Indeed, but actually building and maintaining one while keeping it secret would be really foolish.


Since when was mankind wise?

SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:Don't know about others, but I'm looking forward to seeing this 2012 film. Roland Emmerich's films are always so campy, I get a kick out of the fun.


Yeah, I think it's going to be good. Perfect release time too for Thanksgiving when everyone will talk it up with their families....
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