Taco Bell Wild Sauce
by Liv | Published on November 25th, 2006, 5:52 pm | Food
On the weekends I allow my family and myself to indulge by bringing home lunch from somewhere. Today I had an itching for some Taco Bell. Technically I don't crave Taco Bell, I crave their sauce. Certainly it's a lesson in futility as every single time I go to Taco Bell, I'm greeted with the most incompetent bunch of non-Mexicans to ever grace a tortilla; but I love torture.
So I get up to drive-thru #1 and discover it's a vacant box void of any human presence. I wait about 2 minutes, and then pull forward. As I do, a lanky black man reaches out the window, and yells "Mam, Mam". At this point I was at window #2, and a 10 car line had followed up behind me when a chunky lady with dreads yells "Look lady, you've gotta go back to window #1 and pay."
It's at this point I normally drive off and get really pissed off, but I was abnormally patient and advised the woman that unless my car grew a fork-lift on the rear-bumper that might be impossible.
You should have seen her face.
She snatched my debit card and waddled back into the void of Taco Bell between window #1 and #2.
The rest of the whole deal went pretty smooth, although she seemed a bit upset that I asked for both Fire and Hot sauce. Which brings me to the point of my post.
I'm still a little upset that Taco Bell doesn't offer "Wild Sauce" anymore. Technically that stuff was like God's gift to Americanized Mexican Food, but today we're still left with an unbelievable decision of 3 unique blends of Hot Sauce. Those being Fire, Hot, & Mild.
I used to be a hot person, but with the demise of Wild, I can honestly say Fire is my new addiction. The difference between the two seems to not only be the Scoville quotient, but also the tang, or sweetness of the two.
Hot seems to be a sweeter, more bitter taste, while the fire seems to be more of a tomatoish taste. I'm guessing the difference is that hot is primarily a vinegar based hot sauce, while Fire appears to be more of a tomato based salsa.
I think comparing the two is very difficult. For me a combination of 2 to 1: fire to hot ratio seems to be the perfect compromise in tastes.
I personally would love to see the day Taco Bell offers Pico De Gallo like the little Taco Stands down in California, but I guess that's asking for too much. Hey I'm just trying to make do until some local person wises up and sets up a taco cart on some street corner here.
Yes, I know, no one has ever given this much thought to Taco Bell hot sauce.
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