My New Year's Eve Facebook status reads in part: "I ate a penguin", and it was true. Sure... it was a Penguin Burger, but
I did pet a reindeer, and drove through
three miles of Christmas lights followed by setting off a surface-to-air Chinese lantern which consumed itself on fire and landed in a neighboring housing tract.
The Penguin is a historical landmark in Charlotte (circa 1954). The restaurant which still operates today has been featured on shows like Food Network's
Man Versus Food, and
Diners Drive-Ins and Dives. Their legendary Pimento Burger is supposed to be the best in the nation. The question of course, is it?
No. The best remains
Johnson's. (Previously:
The 10 Best Cheeseburgers in NC.) However, it was good, really good, and just because it doesn't displace my favorite burger joint doesn't make it worth a visit. However I should disclaim now, that it was very, very expensive. Almost $70 with tip for five people, and a very standard order (drinks, sodas [unlimited refills] alone cost $2.75 each, however I should note that we were brought an entire pitcher of Cheerwine for the kids). By comparison, the same order at Johnson's would be less than $40. Then again, this is a bar, and pub food tends to be pricey. Interestingly, what we came away with is a consensus that the Penguin Burger, while unique, wasn't as spectacular as all the hype. It's fun and unique, but it lacks one key component that I think it should have: chili. The funny thing is they sell chili, probably one of the best in the state, and they have a chili burger- they just don't combine it with their infamous Penguin Burgers.
The Penguin Burger, comes in two forms:
- $5.95 Pimento Cheeseburger: Pimento Cheese, fried pickles, tomato, lettuce, and mayonnaise.
or
- $6.95 Kitchen Sink Burger: Pimento Cheese, bacon, onion ring, slaw, tomato, and Penguin Sauce.
The problem with these combinations, is both lack chili. If I were to create my own Penguin Burger I'd do the following:
- Penguin Burger: Pimento Cheese, bacon, fried pickles, chili, onion ring, tomato lettuce, and Penguin Sauce.
Unfortunately this option doesn't exist, unless you special order it. I suppose a Kitchen Sink, minus the slaw (I just don't like coleslaw), and add chili, might just work. The truth is, I loved their chili. It's super spicy and perfect on their french fries. I'd definitely be sure to make a chili-cheese ($6.25) fry a part of your order. So overall, if I had to do it again, I'd order a KSB, and add chili (minus slaw for me).
Despite the lack of chili, it was a good burger. The meat is standard ground chuck, similar to what you'd make at home. The toppings, less the Pimento cheese and fried pickles were standard issue. Overall, it felt a bit dry and like it was missing something, however adding some mustard really made it a good burger for me.
I loved the staff, it was a great meal, and the chili-cheese fries are to die for! Their chili is one-of-a-kind, and while the burger needs a bit of adaption, I'd drive to Charlotte for the chili fries alone.